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This is an exercise in Creative Writing.

The prompts are, "zombie apocalypse in Yugoslavia," "kayak trip," "angry mother in law," and "Will Smith."

“BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.”
 
That was the war cry all around the city of Yugoslavia, after a freak accident involving an earthquake, a nuclear station that shouldn’t exist but did, and the unfortunate vacation plans of one actor, Will Smith.
 
With all the experience he had from the post-apocalyptic films he had starred in, he immediately began to plan for an escape to an uninfected area where he could stake out a hideout and live out the rest of his life as the world ends around him. This apparently involves a kayak, a nearby river, and shores teaming with hordes of zombies.
 
Luckily for Smith, the zombies cannot swim, and so they would drown as they lunged for his kayak. Their moans, “Braaaains,” sounded similar to the death rattle as they gargled unintelligibly as they sunk into the dark depths.
 
His mother in law, which had not been previously mentioned, happened to take a running leap from the mass of zombies and into his kayak, almost capsizing the less than trustworthy vessel. “How could you leave me behind, you good for nothing excuse of a man!”



I have no words.

Date: 2011-10-10 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] okami-natasha.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, but was it wrong of me to giggle?

Date: 2011-10-10 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kei-mai.livejournal.com
I believe that was what I was going for, actually. XD It's so horrible and sarcastic, pfff.
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